Of course, the craft NA beer boom has bled into the big beer sector, where companies are either revamping their already-existing NA beers (like the new, artsy cans for O'Doul's, which is an Anheuser-Busch product) or coming out with new products altogether. Heineken tested out this alcohol-free beer in Europe, where NA beer is more often consumed, before bringing it to America earlier this year. 

The oldest brewery in the world—it dates back to 1040!—had a lot of time to perfect its alkoholfrei product, which "feels" like real beer with a vibrant gold color and hazy heft to it. The beer likewise has the banana-y aromas that define a hefeweizen, as well as actual flavors: wheat, lemon, and hey, maybe even cloves. This one could actually trick a drinking pro who's already a few beers deep.

We suppose Americans should feel oddly jingoistic we aren't any good at producing non-alcoholic beer. Having said that, with much of the above hard to find anywhere but specialty stores, this will be your easiest stateside option for barley-packed sobriety. All in all, it's probably not much different to Coors Light.

Wouldja believe there's an entire non-alcoholic brewery? Back when America was arguing over "tastes great" and "less filling" lite beer, these Germans decided to shout back, "We won't getcha' drunk either!" Instead of most breweries, which simply remove the alcohol from an already-brewed beer, Clausthaler decided to see if it could stop fermentation before it turned into alcohol. It worked! And now you won't just be the boring guy not drinking at the party, you'll be the guy who has an incredibly boring anecdote about how his alcohol-free beer was made.

Germany- Non-Alcoholic- Euro Pale Lager- A refreshing, non-alcoholic beer fully-fermented so that there is no need for pasteurization. It has a crisp, fresh taste that is sure to quench your thirst. Fully matured to lock-in that signature Bitburger taste, Drive is also low in calories!

Germany- Non-Alcoholic- Hefeweizen- Pours a hazy golden color with a sizable head of foam. Smells strongly of lemon and grass with hints of grainy malts and hops. Taste is a smooth mix of lemon and grains with just a touch of banana. It's sweet, but a little tart and earthy.

For those that prefer a non-alcoholic girl, St. Pauli Non-Alcoholic (N.A.) has a pleasant hop aroma, a well-balanced malt flavor, crisp hop finish and the taste of an imported beer without the alcohol. This N.A. has been a Gold Medal winner for the American Tasting Institute Best Imported Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage. She's a pure, high-quality Girl. St. Pauli N.A. is also the #1 Imported Non-Alcoholic Malt Beverage sold in the U.S.

Missouri- Non-Alcoholic American Pale Wheat. With a hint of Cascade and German Traditional hops, this American Wheat Ale packs a tremendous amount of flavor. It's dry, crisp and smooth, with a full-bodied mouthfeel, and a slight citrus character that balances the lighter malts.